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Beds Away From the Wall – Blue Balls

By |September 9th, 2014|Categories: Stop Having Loud Sex Notes|Tags: , , , , , , , , |

Hey Ladies... Out of respect for each other's sanity, sleep and blue balls, can we all try to remember to pull our beds AWAY FROM THE WALL [...]

Deprived Monkeys – Tony and Unknown Slut

By |September 9th, 2014|Categories: Stop Having Loud Sex Notes|Tags: , , , , , |

Dear Tony and Unknown Slut, I want you to know that everyone can hear you ravage each other like deprived monkeys with banana flavored lube. Inconsiderate Bitch. [...]

Fix Squeaky Ghetto Ass Bedframe

By |September 9th, 2014|Categories: Stop Having Loud Sex Notes|Tags: , , , , , , |

Hey Neighbour, You might want to consider getting your squeaky ghetto ass bed frame fixed. I only suggest this because I know I'd be embarressed if I [...]

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